1. You check how much change you have before you get in a taxi, because you can’t bear another run to the cash point in the rain whilst an angry driver harrumphs at you, revving his engine.
2. When setting the table for dinner, you put down a fork and spoon rather than a knife.
3. Time is no longer a precise measurement, but a vague promise of when you may be somewhere.
4. Over the year, you get more public holidays than leave days.
5. The concept of walking anywhere has become alien to you.
6. When someone smiles and says yes, you no longer take this as an affirmation. You desperately run through your Thai smile repertoire – is this a confused smile? Angry smile? Couldn’t give a toss smile?
7. There is a secret to squeeeeeeeeeeezing yourself on a full sky train at 8:20 every morning. You learnt this after months of waiting politely whilst smartly dressed ladies with poufy hair slinked on in front of you.
8. You’ve worked out that every stall at Chatuchak Weekend Market (JJ to the locals) also has a branch in an air-conditioned shopping mall in the city, so you no longer spend your shopping Saturdays hot, lost and feeling alone in the crowd.
9. A special walk and look means that tailors, scammers, prostitutes and beggars leave you alone, even in Nana.
10. You know the friendly food stall sellers in your neighbourhood so well that they now prepare your order as you approach, remembering to put the sauce on the side and only include one chilli.
This post was inspired by a post I found on the blog Between Worlds.